kono-sora-no-shita-ni:

invisibiltycloak:

book series and their last sentences

"all was well" is kind of disappointing in comparison I think…

theodd1sout:

I wasn’t the only one who did this, was I? 
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theodd1sout:

I wasn’t the only one who did this, was I? 

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khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

(Source: do-m-i-n-o, via vanvancanyoudothevanvan)

Cas tested, Reptile approved (you know, once we convinced him it wasn’t *actually* made of reptiles).

Cas tested, Reptile approved (you know, once we convinced him it wasn’t *actually* made of reptiles).

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

(via kono-sora-no-shita-ni)

No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.

(Source: marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer)

Anonymous Asked:
I hope you die. Peacefully. At a ripe old age. Surrounded by friends and family.

plebcomics:

YEAH WELL I FUCKING HOPE YOU LIVE A LONG AND PROSPEROUS LIFE FILLED WITH JOY AND HAPPINESS AND FULFILL ALL YOUR LIFES GOALS AND DREAMS AND DIE KNOWING YOU MADE A TREMENDOUS AND WONDERFUL IMPACT IN THE WORLD

… YOU PIECE OF SHIT

katara:

Remember that time Zuko and Katara bonded in the cave and the Zutara shippers went wild as if he didn’t betray her moments later and attempt to murder Aang with his bat shit crazy sister Azula 

Good times.

(via crowleysbestconsultingphysician)

pierakor:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS FUCKING GUY

JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

LOOK AT THIS GUY

SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

i was on mobile on the highway when i saw this so the pictures didn’t load and i was 110% sure this was a post about jesus until i got to the last line and then i just kind of turned off my phone and stared out the window for a while

(via crowleysbestconsultingphysician)